Joe here with all the latest.  Well, most of the latest.  Some.

The comedy Couple Retreat took tops at the Box Office this weekend, earning $34.3 million.  The rest?  As follows:

2) Zombieland: $14.8 million

3) Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: $11.5 million

4) Paranormal Activity: $7.9 million

5) Toy Story/2 3D: $7.7 million

Now for the strange, wacky world of Hollywood decision making:

Fox is going to re-tell the story of Moses...300 style.  Because, you know, that totally makes sense.

Bryan Singer gets closer to maybe turning X-Men back into a kick-ass franchise.

The "very really good great" idea for ID4 v2 has been stalled by Fox not wanting to give all their money to Will Smith.

Because you all - over there, you guys - asked for it: Batman.  Versus.  Blade.

In gaming news, tis a good week to be a console gamer.  Uncharted 2 - currently running a staggering 97/100 on Metacritic - comes out on Tuesday.  Steve and I are all over that one.  Brutal Legend also comes out, and IGN, at least, likes it.

Steam is running a week-long special with different deals every day.  Check 'er out.  Of course, Direct2Drive had the same deal that Steam has today for $5 less a couple weeks ago...but still.

Retrogaming...remember the goodness that was Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight?  If you never played - or if you did play but never made a strangely huge custom map because you paid no attention to scale - they you were missing out.  Great stuff...but was it this great?

And: land sharks.  Beat that.